Actor, Obama Adviser, Fakes Robbery In PR Move
by Big Dog on Apr 21, 2010 at 04:44 Satire
It has been reported that Obama adviser and actor Kal Penn (Kalpen Suresh Modi) was robbed at gunpoint in Washington DC near Dupont Circle sometime after midnight. Penn, who starred in House and the Harold and Kumar movies has obviously staged this to gain attention as he intends to leave DC and resume his acting career in a new Harold and Kumar Christmas movie.
Penn reports that the gunman got his wallet, cell phones, and other belongings but this must be fabricated.
Washington DC has a gun ban so a person with a gun could not have robbed him. Gun control laws, we are told, work so this could not have happened. If he wanted to be believed he should have left the part about the gun out. Everyone knows that people do not carry guns in DC. If they did Penn might have had a chance against the supposed gunman. Then again, maybe not. Liberals don’t carry guns, they negotiate…
Interestingly, there was a rally consisting of a bunch of gun owners who showed up near DC (in Virginia where carrying guns is legal) and despite all those loaded weapons and “angry” people, not a single shot was fired.
Penn is obviously well off so if this happened maybe he should not look at it as a robbery. He should look at it as the manifestation of his political beliefs. It was redistribution of wealth. The person who allegedly robbed him had less money so he just leveled the playing field.
The only difference between what happened to Penn and what happens to the rest of us is that the IRS does not use guns to steal our money and they do it in broad daylight.
Source:
Yahoo News
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Tags: actor, DC, gun control, kal penn, liberal, robbery
Well, they say a “Liberal” is a “Conservative” who has not yet been mugged- so perhaps this is a wake-up call for this person. I hope so, but some people never learn- perhaps he willingly gave his stuff to someone who was worse off, and did his part to “re-distribute” at least some of his wealth- if so, God Bless him- it is true that more Liberals should be poorer, and this way he got to see a slice of life that most of the “priveleged elite” never see, because they are cuccooned in layers of handlers, and bodyguards, and limos.
Now, he at least has something to talk about at the next “wrap” party.