by Big Dog on Jul 19, 2007 at 21:17 Uncategorized
Please add a caption for this photo. I will start us off:
“I thought it was going to be a lap dance from a hooker. Who let Hillary in here?”
or
“Don’t try that come to poppa crap with me Bill. My name isn’t Monica”
Please have fun…
Tags: Humor
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If my arms weren’t stuck like this I could do it myself, I don’t need Hillary…
All I need is a beard and a red suit and even younger girls will sit on my lap. Boys too, I’ll have to note how I like that in my next book…..after all, Congressmen seem to enjoy it…..
“Look at me, I’m doing the robot!”
“Damn, her ass looks about this big from here.”
stop using that microphone and come sit on my lap for a minute
Treat her gently
Treat her Kind
She Doesn’t even know her own mind.
Or
Bit by Bit
Two Lonely Old People
Keeping the Time of Day.
Or
Here I sit
A Lonely old person
Eaking my life away.
Bill, show the people how much I want to grow the size of the Federal government.
” … but your honor .. honestly .. I found him like this …” as Hillary tries to explain why Bill appears frozen in time, found at a Motel 6 in Arkansas with a blue dress, mumbling, “I didn’t have … I didn’t have …”
Bill…’Aaaaaah come on baaaby you know I diidn’t have ___ with that woman!’
Hill…Whatdaya think folks should I believe him???
Shawing!!!
Bill: Monica, your here.
Hillary: He didn’t have sex with that woman, his cigar did.
How lame are you,Righty needs to get a life
I guess some folks don’t appreciate humor. Usually happens when the messiah of the left is the brunt of the joke…
“It’s my turn to do the standing, now, so stay there, don’t get up, and shut up, Bill!”
Her stare is paralyzing!