Caption This Photo

The Congress is back in session ready to cause havoc so let’s have a little fun with them. Caption this photo. Put your captions in the comment section. Try not to be vulgar, or at least be clever with it.

Reid and Pelosi

Here is one to start us off:

Ooh, Harry is that a Slim Jim in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

or
I’ve got your pork right here.

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14 Responses to “Caption This Photo”

  1. GM Roper says:

    Why Harry, its called PORK, not Goose!

  2. goodwyne says:

    Oh my God! Don’t scare us like that.

  3. Jenn Sierra says:

    No, Harry, I’m not laughing AT you, I’m laughing WITH you.

  4. Rosemary says:

    Hey *itch, it wasn’t that funny!

    You lost money on your enlargement surgery, dear!

    No more pork for you! You simply cannot do anything about that little porker!

    Nan, you really need to stop laughing at your own jokes!

  5. She wouldn’t be laughing so hard if she knew I was wearing her panties right now.

  6. Ogre says:

    Oh, I am SO not touching that one!

  7. yrguard says:

    uh! what a stinking fart!

  8. TRM says:

    Harry Reid, a fan of the “stinky thumb”, gives Speaker Pelosi some “thumb love”.

  9. Big Dog says:

    Harry! Leave my Cauc-ass alone. At least until we get to the cloak room…

  10. And here we have the reciepients of our “libtard frontal lobotomy proceedure”. Please note that they are still able to function on a lower level and even laugh at their own attempts at humor. Nancy is our star patient, as she is fond of saying “It’s for the Children”, but Harry has noticed little difference since under going it 4 years ago! He is still the same brainless deadbeat as he was before.

  11. Sir, I am returning this life-like inflatable sex doll because as you can clearly see, she is constantly mocking the size of my manhood…

  12. “I wish she’d shut her mouth…her stink is filling the room.”

  13. irtexas44 says:

    They love me, they really really love me. Harry get out of my skirt. You get to wear it later.

  14. “No, no lumps on your breasts. But your nipple studs are coming loose”