A Peek into the Future For Xiden’s Speech
Jan 19, 2021 Political, Satire
I borrowed Doc Brown’s DeLorean and took a trip into the future to see what Xiden would say so you don’t have to listen (seriously, I would rather lick the pole in a strip join in the seedy part of town and doorknobs in Wuhan than listen to Xiden).
BEGIN TRANSCRIPT
I state your name, do hereby promise to you know, the thing.
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. I am Joseph Robinette, hee hee, that sounds like a small bird I love birds, they fly, ever wish you could fly? Um, Biden and I am happy to become the 46th Chairman of the People’s Republik of America, oh, um the United States, wait for applause. After four years of Donald Trump and his low unemployment and booming economy I want to assure you that I intend to change all of that. We cannot have Americans holding jobs that rightfully belong to illegal immigrants who are heading here right now. Wait for applause.
I look out and see the vast empty space with no people there and it reminds me of the campaign where I could not draw flies. But me and Barack, he is one of the clean, articulate black guys, you know, we had the best most organized election fraud plan in place so I knew I would win. I mean, I am demented and most days sit around staring at my belly button, hee hee. Ever notice how paintings of Adam and Eve show them with belly buttons? They wouldn’t have had them if they were not born. I like the paintings of Eve, I imagine what smelling her hair would be like. Oh, Barack, he did OK listening to me. I gained a lot of experience handling those people when I told Corn Pop he better watch it or I would rub my hairy legs on him. I remember it because my dad took me to the pool where Corn Pop was and I saw two black men kissing and I asked him what that was about and he told me, Joey, they are in love.
Now I was a boy from Scranton, yo Scranton in the house, wait for applause, and I can tell you we didn’t see two black men kissing each other up there. We only had them tending our gardens and cleaning our cars. In fact, I didn’t see any white guys, or for that matter any guys kissing because when I was 15 it was 1957 and no matter how gay you were you didn’t show it. I only said that so you would think I was worthy of your vote. I mean, I picked a black chick, I mean, broad, I mean woman, is that OK Nancy, where’s Nancy Pelosi, stand up Nancy, God love ya what am I talking about it’s 1 pm Nancy is too drunk to stand. So I picked Kamala because she has the name of a big wrestler and liked watching him when I was in the Senate. I imagined body slamming Corn Pop that way but now I wouldn’t mind smashing her. She is into that. I told her she had pretty lips but she said too late, I already have the job.
So Trump messed up everything by beating Hillary. Hey Hill, too bad they didn’t cheat for you like this. But Joey B, the Big Guy, is here to mop up after Orange Man Bad. So we tried to kill that guy off. I mean have you ever seen such a resilient guy? We accused him of colluding with Russia and spent millions of YOUR dollars to investigate the thing we all knew was a lie just to get a report from that demented fool Mueller, we are in the same adult day care group, saying there was no collusion. I mean what did we pay him for? Then they impeached Trump and that didn’t work. No matter what this guy kept working for the people and making their lives better with tax cuts and more take home pay and a better quality of life. We Democrats could not stand for that! Wait for applause.
So I am here to tell you, look at all those soldiers. Man there are a lot of them. I have not seen that many at a swearing in since the last despot rigged an election and needed the military to protect him. Are these guys vetted? Do we know if they are loyal to the Chairman? Where is the Chairman, oh that’s me, what was I thinking? Can I mumble dogface to the banana patch? What dog faced pony soldier put that in there?
These soldiers, are they on the up and up? There are a lot of white ones there and that scares me. There are only a few soldiers of color or female ones. What am I saying, I mean there is not representation from the 50 different sexes we invented to demonstrate our mental illness. But those fellows have guns. Are they loaded? They look like assault weapons. You don’t need them. You soldiers listen, just get a shotgun and if there is a problem fire two blasts, that will scare them. Just give us a warning, after last week many Democrats from Congress are jumpy. They do not want to piss, I mean urinate in their pants again. They should wear Depends like me. The urine smell is not so bad once you get used to it. If you wear Ben Gay no one really notices the urine smell.
So I will be working to overturn all that Donald Trump did to make America great again, oh God, I mean to rile up his base. Good thing I got 80 million votes. Remember, nothing suspicious about that, wait for applause.
Look at all those fences around this place. It kind of feels like we are incarcerated. Funny how that looks appropriate.
So here is the thing, I have to start having little boys come in to the White House. The Pope will send me some. I like to touch them and have them sit on my lap. Then I tell them to pretend they are riding a horse.
Anyone who thinks I did not win is full of, I mean, come on man.
I am from Scranton and my first wife and little baby died and I lied about the guy who hit the car to gain politically. But no worries, I have been in office for 47 years and I did nothing but you can take my word, when I tell you something I mean it, I will change things now and erase the success of Trump.
One last thing. If you think I am donating my salary you are more demented than I am. God bless the Democrats, Mark Zuckerberg, Jack Dorsey, Premier Xi, the Dominion folks and the cheaters in all the battleground states. Without your illegal efforts I would not be here today.
And if you are wondering why I did not mention Covid it is because it has served its purpose. Now things will open and we will get back to normal. Thanks to the Wuhan Folks, my Wu Crew, for putting that together.
Now it is four hours past my lid time so that’s a wrap. Wait for applause.
END TRANSCRIPT
Well folks there you have it, my look into the future and a transcript of Chairman Xiden’s speech.
You have four years of this fool or the tool he has with him. Good luck with that…
#FAFO
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
Cave canem!
Never surrender, never submit.
Limited Government?
Jan 18, 2021 Commentary, General, Opinion, Political, Second Amendment
When what became known as the Constitutional Convention ended, the resulting document was an astounding piece of work. The experiment of self-governance, not via family nobility, nor military might, began. The US Constitution describes the structure of our government—three co-equal branches (Executive, Legislative, and Judicial)—and most of the details of those branches. How many of each Legislative office, length of terms, and so on. But, IMHO, the most amazing aspect of that document is the attempt to limit the scope of the Federal government. Let’s dig.
Article 1 of the Constitution defines the Congress—the Senate and the House of Representatives—and the rules under which each house operates. Section 8 of Article 1 specifically delineates the powers of Congress:
“The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes, duties, imposts and excises, to pay the debts and provide for the common defense and general welfare of the United States; but all duties, imposts and excises shall be uniform throughout the United States;
To borrow money on the credit of the United States;
To regulate commerce with foreign nations, and among the several states, and with the Indian tribes;
To establish a uniform rule of naturalization, and uniform laws on the subject of bankruptcies throughout the United States;
To coin money, regulate the value thereof, and of foreign coin, and fix the standard of weights and measures;
To provide for the punishment of counterfeiting the securities and current coin of the United States;
To establish post offices and post roads;
To promote the progress of science and useful arts, by securing for limited times to authors and inventors the exclusive right to their respective writings and discoveries;
To constitute tribunals inferior to the Supreme Court;
To define and punish piracies and felonies committed on the high seas, and offenses against the law of nations;
To declare war, grant letters of marque and reprisal, and make rules concerning captures on land and water;
To raise and support armies, but no appropriation of money to that use shall be for a longer term than two years;
To provide and maintain a navy;
To make rules for the government and regulation of the land and naval forces;
To provide for calling forth the militia to execute the laws of the union, suppress insurrections and repel invasions;
To provide for organizing, arming, and disciplining, the militia, and for governing such part of them as may be employed in the service of the United States, reserving to the states respectively, the appointment of the officers, and the authority of training the militia according to the discipline prescribed by Congress;
To exercise exclusive legislation in all cases whatsoever, over such District (not exceeding ten miles square) as may, by cession of particular states, and the acceptance of Congress, become the seat of the government of the United States, and to exercise like authority over all places purchased by the consent of the legislature of the state in which the same shall be, for the erection of forts, magazines, arsenals, dockyards, and other needful buildings;–And
To make all laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into execution the foregoing powers, and all other powers vested by this Constitution in the government of the United States, or in any department or officer thereof.”
Now, several of these clauses have been ‘adjusted’ over time: we now have standing Army, Navy, and other military branches, rather than calling forth a new militia as needed.
The first 10 Amendments to the Constitution are known collectively as the Bill of Rights. Every one of those Amendments limits what Congress can do—not the States, not the People. Notice the form of each: “Congress shall make no law…”, “shall not be infringed’, “shall not be violated”. That is specific language, expressly limiting what laws Congress can pass.
Note: The Constitutional Convention happened because of the complete failure of the Articles of Confederation, which allowed for a VERY weak Federal government. So the balancing act was between State autonomy and a Federal governing presence. The Federalist vs Anti-Federalist battle was a real conflict. It slept a bit during Washington’s term as President, but re-ignited during the 1800 election. And it really hasn’t gone away, although the Civil War seemed to cement the Federalist position.
Second Note: Note that I am not mentioning the States at all. States should be free to experiment with whatever level of taxation and benefits that the citizens of that State wish to pursue. If I live in a State that does not align with my values, I am free to decide for myself if I stay or leave. But the size and scope of the FEDERAL government has exploded exponentially, since 1913 (Income Tax), thru 1930s (New Deal), thru 1964 (Medicare/Medicaid), all the way thru 2010 (Obamacare). Don’t like it? You’d need to leave the entire country. And I think a legal case could be made for ALL of these programs exceed Congressional authority.
Now for the direct question of this writing: how much power do we WANT Congress to have? By everything referenced above, Congress was to be limited to writing laws within the specific ‘enumerated powers’. Yet today, Congress routinely writes laws far outside of that original scope. Social Security, Welfare (part of the Social Security Act), Obamacare, minimum wage laws, any law regarding commerce within a State, are all laws written by Congress that exceed the original limits of Article 1. And most of the Bill of Rights is under stress by current or proposed legislation, be it ‘hate speech’, restrictions on gun ownership, or stretching ‘search and seizure’ rules. But is this what the People want? Be careful here. As the famous quote states, “Any government that can give you anything you want can take anything you have.”
Tags: Scope of government
Random Thoughts for 17 January 2021
Jan 17, 2021 Commentary, Political
Lost in all the bed wetting over the mayhem on 6 January was this interesting item out of Louisiana, “Amite City Councilman Emanuel Zanders had been arrested Monday and charged with eight counts of election fraud.” Zanders is a Democrat who committed fraud in the election, you know, the fraud the left tells you does not exist or is not enough to change things. Fraud is a crime and at least this person is being charged. Now, if guilty, Zanders MUST spend the maximum time in jail. If we start punishing to the maximum extent of the law people will top cheating.
Except politicians, they benefit from it and are never held accountable.
If Mitch McConnell thinks that some fraud in the election is acceptable then he is obligated to tell us in definite terms how much fraud is actually acceptable. Then, that amount must be codified by each state in its system of laws. This will help citizens accused of a crime where fraud is an element. If they did not reach the level defined by McConnell and codified in the states then they did not commit a crime. Insurance fraud, bank fraud, any fraud you are involved in is OK so long as it does not exceed the level defined by Moscow Mitch. If the people who run elections are shielded from prosecution by an acceptable level of fraud then the citizens who pay them should have that same protection.
There is a law that says you must answer questions from Congress truthfully. I saw that referenced in the document dump on the Russian collusion delusion. The witness, not under oath, was told that the law requires anyone who is asked questions by Congress to answer truthfully. Seems to me we need a law that says Congress critters are required to answer anything truthfully. It would be a great source of entertainment watching members of Congress talk if a liar’s pants actually caught on fire. I will settle for a shock collar based on lie detector technology that zaps the crap out of them when they lie. That would be a great source of entertainment.
The brother of the guy in charge of the Antifa provocateurs at the Capitol stated he has reported to the FBI that about 226 members of Antifa were involved in the mostly peaceful; protest that took place on 6 January. He is reportedly helping identify the people involved. His brother, Black Lives Matter and Antifa activist John Sullivan, has ben arrested for his part in the mayhem. Sullivan and others encouraged violence and indicated “we did it” when the melee took place. In logic if I can show one part of your argument is wrong then it is all wrong. When the Marxist Media propaganda wing of the Democrat party and the Democrats in DC tell (lie to) you that Antifa was not involved, this negates the assertion and renders it illogical, wrong, null and void.
There are whisperings that Nancy Pelosi pushed a rush impeachment through to distract from the declassified document dumps that will take place until Trump leaves office. I am quite sure she does not want some of it getting out. Already we are seeing that Xiden and Obama knew what was going on in the Russian collusion delusion and that it was all politically motivated and based on lies. It is what we have said and suspected for years but now the proof is out. That does not seem to directly affect her except she based the first impeachment on these lies. I am sure she has plausible deniability. So if she is anxious to distract what is coming out that will harm her?
How else do you explain this?
Pelosi rushed through an impeachment without evidence and without due process. Now she has delayed sending it to the Senate because, they don’t have any evidence. Anyone who says this was not a purely knee-jerk reaction to a person based on hatred is delusional.
It seems to me that federal employees who admit to sabotaging the president and cheerfully call their work a coup are admitting to violating many laws and should be identified and taken down hard. But with a Democrat set to take over these things will be rewarded. If you know these people do not, under any circumstances, take matters into your own hands no matter how much you would like to. Call authorities and have them arrested.
A migrant caravan, read this as a caravan of people who want to enter our country illegally and be taken care of at taxpayer expense so Pelosi and the tech giants can have cheap labor and more voters of course, is heading to the US. Shouldn’t our government be stopping them in their tracks? Do we want them to bring Covid and other diseases with them? Are the same politicians who made millions of us lock down in our homes for our own safety (really to harm Trump and the country) going to allow these people to come here? Will we hand out masks, do Covid tests and put them at the front of the vaccine line? Welcome to a world where illegals do not fear the law because Democrats are weak and always put America last.
I think this is enough randomness for now. Enjoy your Sunday.
#FAFO
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
Cave canem!
Never surrender, never submit.
The Advocates of Socialism
Jan 16, 2021 Commentary, Political, Tyranny
The advocates of Socialism come in four general flavors:
1. The Envious. They want what achievers have, less the effort. They see the lifestyles they want to live, but do not want to put the time, effort, or personal investment necessary to create those lifestyles. They want assets (houses or apartments, cars, phones, computers, etc.) that others saved for—right now. They see what their parents took decades to achieve, with step-by-step incremental improvement, today. No waiting. It’s their right. Or something.
2. The Underemployed. This includes those with student loan debt that far exceeds what their career field pays to support. If you got a degree at (borrowed) $50K/year to work a job that pays $25K/year, that is a tough economic reality for the next 10 years or so. These folks want student loans forgiven (taxpayer paid), even though the taxpayer did not take out the loans, choose the major, choose the school, or benefit from the education. This also includes those that were convinced they could be artists, poets, song writers, singers, dancers, whatever, but they found out there is little market for their brand of art. (If their art was in demand, they leave this group, because they can afford the student loan payments). These are also the folks that want others to pay for their health care insurance, because it is expensive.
3. The Underachievers. These are the folks that coast. Hard work, dedication to a job or company over time, and self-improvement are for others, not them. Unlike The Envious, who are materialistic but lazy, this group doesn’t need much, but still want others to provide it. They are more than happy to subsist on whatever Welfare programs are available, so long as ‘work’ isn’t involved. This group is also the most likely to bitch that their unearned income is just too low, man.
4. The Power Brokers. This group assumes that in the Socialistic world, they will be the upper crust, the policy-makers, not the downtrodden, overworked, drones necessary to keep their economy afloat. They understand that for some to receive a service without paying, others need to pay and not receive that service. They just see themselves on the receiving end. Why they see themselves in this envious role is unclear, as they are generally underperformers in any economic arrangement, so why would they be promoted and rewarded under Socialism?
Tags: socialism
The Banana Republic of America
Jan 16, 2021 Opinion, Political
I love the United States and would give my life defending her against all enemies, foreign and domestic. I took an oath to do that and the oath expires when I do. But my country is looking more and more like a banana republic than the shining light upon the hill.
We have upwards of 30,000 members of the US military in Washington DC to protect Chairman Xiden and the special people who will attend his anointing. The mayhem that took place at the Capitol on 6 January by paid instigators has given the totalitarians the opportunity to bring in all kinds of firepower to protect a man who is unaware of what is going on around him. Remember, Joe Xiden suffers from dementia. He is able to hide his own Easter Eggs. I heard a guy say each day Xiden wakes up he looks in the obituaries to see if he is still alive.
The point is Xiden was propped up as a guy who could bring the country together and heal divides. Folks, Xiden can’t even ties his own shoes. He is a puppet and Harris will be behind the scenes as the de facto president. Though right now it looks like she will be busy sitting in the Senate to break ties. As an aside, I doubt she will need to break many ties with people like Romney, Murkowski and Collins there will be few, if any ties. I would like to be wrong but they will roll over and give in. The Republicans have few people who will actually fight.
That is why the people like Donald J Trump. He fights and he is not afraid of a tussle. Democrats don’t like that because they want their Republicans well heeled. Do as they wish and they will let you keep getting rich off taxpayers. But they will shiv you in a New York City second. The minute they can take your seat they will boot you to the ground. Trump showed them what resistance was. Many Republicans in Congress could not handle it because they have been subservient for so long they could not understand they should fight. This is why a limp wristed noodle like Romney voted to convict in the first impeachment and why 10 Republican Congress critters voted for impeachment in the grudge impeachment last week. Most Republicans in Congress lack the rugged individualism that defined our Founders and they do not have the strength or courage to exert themselves for the benefit of constituents. Democrats are anti American and always put the country, its needs and its citizens LAST.
So here we are. Antifa and other paid agitators stormed the Capitol and the Democrats blamed Trump and his supporters and impeached the president in a measure straight out of a banana republic. No evidence, no hearing just here is the article, you are impeached wham bam thank you ma’am.
We continue with the banana republic as troops by the tens of thousands roll into DC for the anointing, an event people were told not to attend. It is possible we will have more armed military at the anointing than citizens attending. All Chairman Xiden needs to do is show up in his dictator uniform with the big panel shoulder boards and all the gold lettuce leaves around them with a huge saucer cap and he can tell us how the free and fair election (a common phrase among the left’s media propaganda wing) allowed a man who failed twice, dropping once due to plagiarism, became president. He can regale us with stories about how a man who spent nearly his entire campaign in the basement of his home and whose limited events had tens of people was able to win. He can tell us how a kid from Scranton who faced down Corn Pop while little kids felt the hair on his legs rose up to beat a man who had the most successful four year term in history.
Chairman Xiden can then say how he wants to unite us after four years of his party dividing us by attacking the duly elected president with a nonstop barrage of BS charges. He will say all the right things but the thinking people will know that the election was fraudulent, that the machines were rigged and that low level people at all the places it counted, cheated to make sure Trump did not win.
In this banana republic, like all others, they will tell you to believe their words instead of your lying eyes and that a putz from Scranton, a man who spent 47 years in government without accomplishing anything good, who is on the take from China, who can’t remember where he is or what he is doing or who his wife is and who touches children inappropriately had the most votes in history and even more than the first black guy to run and the first woman to run.
And many people will still believe it because in a banana republic you listen to dear leader or you disappear.
It is time for the citizenry to resist Xiden and his minions. It is time to make sure they pay for what they did. I declare the 20th of January Donald Trump Day (what day is it?). Take off work and let the left figure out how to run things. Resist all things Democrats dictate from mask and vaccine mandates to illegal immigration.
Resist and let them decide if it is worth the fight.
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#FAFO
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
Cave canem!
Never surrender, never submit.