Were tornadoes a message from God?
Aug 25, 2008 Political, Satire
The Democrats have all gathered in Denver for their convention love fest. Despite a lack of limousines, Dems were able to get to their “green” convention in the style they accuse out of touch Republicans of using.
Barack Obama hopes to make people believe he is no different than anyone else who has gone to school on scholarships and student loans and has had to figure out how to afford child care and activities for the youngsters. He might hope people will believe that but he and his wife spend more on piano lessons and camp than most people make in a year. Their kids go to private school and they own a home that cost them more than a million dollars even if a convicted lobbyist helped them buy it for political favor.
The Democrats also want us to believe that they are the party of faith. They barely acknowledged faith four years ago and their secular ways are touted whenever it is not an election year. They realized though, that the religious right is a big voting block and they would like to tap into it. What better way than to have a number of diverse religious groups and to start things off with a prayer? The Democrats are carefully moving into this area and claiming it is because Obama is giving people a seat at the table. The truth is that George Bush beat them with values voters and the left wants to tap into that group.
When there is no election the Democrats love to dismiss religion and invoke such non existent claims as Separation of Church and State (which is not written in the Constitution) and they love to side with the ACLU when it attacks religious groups. They use to dismiss religious voters until the Conservative Christians became a huge force. Now Democrats want to tap into that base. How they expect to do so when the Democratic platform involves killing unborn children and when their presumptive nominee advocates allowing children born alive to die is beyond me.
Perhaps this is why there were four tornadoes near Denver last night. Maybe God is expressing Himself in the debate.
Perhaps last night’s tornadoes were a prelude to Thursday night.
One can only HOPE…
Sources:
Yahoo News
Rocky mountain News
Tags: abortion, convention, dnc, religion, storms
Is the Obama hit squad out?
Aug 20, 2008 Satire
Hillary Clinton’s name will be placed in nomination at the DNC and she will receive votes. This is a pretty gutsy move by Barack Obama since he does not have the number of delegates needed for an outright win and Super Delegates can vote for whomever they want. One Democrat indicates that as many as half the members of the House may vote for Hillary:
Rep. Loretta Sanchez says she’s happy for the chance to vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton at the Democratic National Convention — and she predicts that as many as half of the Democrats in the House could join her. Politico
Barry has been having a rough month, one that has Hillary and Bill silently laughing. The Democrats are worried that they might have made the wrong choice in candidates and the nagging issue of Hillary supporters has them nervous. Has Obama sent out the hit squad to ensure that Clinton supporters are not able to vote at the convention?
Democratic Sen. Dianne Feinstein of California has broken her ankle and will skip next week’s Democratic National Convention.
Feinstein, who was one of Hillary Rodham Clinton’s top supporters, was to have chaired California’s delegation to the convention in Denver. Breitbart
U.S. Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones of Cleveland has suffered an aneurysm and is in a hospital.
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She was one of Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton’s biggest boosters during the primaries and is a superdelegate at next week’s Democratic National Convention in Denver. Breitbart
Maybe the Obama hit squad is out ensuring that Hillary supporters are unable to attend the convention. These “accidents” sure appear to be Chicago style politics. Barry has bumped off his competition before so it is not out of the question that he would do it again.
Maybe this is what he meant when he stated that McCain does not know what he is up against…
Tags: delegates, dnc, feinstein, hit squad, Obama, tubbs-jones
The Plan to Save America
Jul 24, 2008 Satire
This is a brilliant plan to save our country. It requires a little patience but it will work:
- Back off and allow those men who want to marry men, marry men.
- Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.
- Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies.
- In three generations, there will be no democrats!!!
Now that is brilliant! They have already killed so many of their children through abortion that they can only muster up old unclean hippies to protest the war. Soon, there will be none left.
One can only hope.
Does Kentucky Derby Reflect Democratic Race?
The 134th Kentucky Derby ran this afternoon at Churchhill Downs and Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton placed wagers on the race (or at least they picked horses in it). As one might expect, Hillary picked the only female in the race but Obama did not select Big Brown opting instead for Colonel John (perhaps he was trying to get some military creds).
From the Courier Journal:
• Barack Obama has picked Colonel John to win the Kentucky Derby. He picked Pyro to place and Big Brown to show.
• Yesterday Hillary Clinton said she was betting on the filly, Eight Belles, to win, place and show.
• Neil Walkoff, the assistant general manager for Casears Indiana casino, is putting his money on Pyro to win.
Obama was wrong and his pick seems to show that he thought the Big Brown horse could not win while Hillary banked on the only “woman” in the field (her bet was across the board so she gets paid if it finished in one of the top three spots).
Do the results of the race show the future of the Democratic nomination? The Big Brown horse won and the filly (Eight Belles) came in second. That would seem to be a good omen for Obama and a bad one for Hillary though Hillary’s horse paid more to place and show than Big Brown did on Obama’s show bet.
An even worse omen for Clinton is that the filly broke both of her front legs in the race and had to be euthanized right on the track.
Sounds like that could be the Democratic convention. The Big Brown one wins and the filly comes in second and the party has to put her down…
BTW, I won on the race. I had Big Brown across the board and I had him with Eight Belles in the exacta.
Tags: big brown eight belles, Clinton, euthanized, filly, kentucky derby, Obama
Let’s Help Japan
Apr 9, 2008 Satire
Japan is facing a crisis as its population ages and fewer people are of working age. There are plenty of job openings because there are fewer and fewer people left to take them and it is so bad that Japan is working on producing robots that will fill those jobs. The Japanese hope to fill 3.5 million jobs by the year 2025.
We here in the United States have a problem with ILLEGAL aliens, mostly Mexicans, coming to America and taking jobs. The common mantra is that they take jobs Americans will not do but in reality they are taking jobs that Americans will not do at the wages paid. If the ILLEGALS were not here the market would demand that employers pay higher wages to entice people to do the work.
Why don’t we ship Japan all the help they need? We can send plane loads of Mexicans to Japan where they can get work visas to fill the jobs being vacated by the elderly. This would help us get rid of the ILLEGALS and it will help Japan fill its vacant jobs. It is a win win situation and it has to cost a lot less than building robots. Besides, if there are no workers in Japan, who will fix any robots that break?
I believe that we can help this country and the country of Japan by sending them people who will do the work that the elderly Japanese can’t…
Source:
al Reuters