First Muslim in Congress Swears to Jihad

by Big Dog on Jan 4, 2007 at 23:57 Political

Keith Ellison, the first Muslim to infiltrate Congress, swore in today as the 110th Congress began this year’s trek into further ineptitude. Ellison swore in on a Koran that belonged to Thomas Jefferson. The historic piece was used at the request of Ellison probably as a way of saying that it must be OK because the book was Jefferson’s. Back then our founders were pretty smart and even that long ago they recognized the evil enemy. Jefferson was undoubtedly reading up on them so he would know what to expect. Jefferson was probably trying to ensure these savages did not enter the newly founded country. In any event, the MSM is salivating over the fact that this book of hatred belonged to Jefferson, as if it makes it all OK. Funny how when they discuss Jefferson owning a Koran he is a good guy but when we discuss the fact he owned slaves he is a bad guy. I guess the next time Robert Byrd swears in he can borrow a few slaves from the Jefferson estate because, well if ole’ Thomas did it, it must be right.

I was not there but we can imagine how the swearing in went:

“I Abdul Mohammad al Abrihim Keith Ellison do solemnly swear that I will uphold the parts of the Constitution that will help advance the spread of Islam and use those parts against the infidel Americans and that I will protect radical Muslim groups like CAIR and other terrorist front agencies to advance the spread of Islam by waging jihad against all infidels. I swear to make all women, even the newly installed Speaker, cover their bodies and serve men who will have converted. I take this oath freely so help me Allah. Ah lalalalalalala Akkbarrrr. Death to all infidels!”

This will be fun. I wonder how long it will be before he sponsors legislation to sell weapons to Hamas and Hezbollah. His death to Israel package is already in the works.

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One Response to “First Muslim in Congress Swears to Jihad”

  1. witch says:
    Friday Jan 5th, 2007 at 17:56

    It makes perfect sense that Jefferson have a copy of the Koran, if I recall correctly at that time in history there was a conflict with the Barbary pirates who were Muslim. Or am I mistaken?