He Misses Bill Clinton, More Monday Humor

by Big Dog on Oct 23, 2006 at 10:36 Uncategorized

I am sure this has been around the block a few times but it is just funny!

It doesn’t matter what party you belong to – this is hilarious.
From a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he
misses Bill Clinton.

“Yep, that’s right – I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing
we ever got to having a black man as President.
Number 1 – He played the sax.
Number 2 – He smoked weed.
Number 3 – He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him… his wife works, and he don’t!

And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America ‘s
shelves this week with “Clinton Soup,” in honor of one of the nations’
most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied,
“I don’t know, I never had one.”

The Clinton revised judicial oath: “I solemnly swear to tell the
truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing
but what I think you need to know.”

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do
Hanky Panky between Bushes.”

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