How Can We Get Michael Moore To Visit Peru?

by Big Dog on Nov 22, 2009 at 10:24 Satire

Perhaps we can tell him that he needs to go there and check out some socialist plan of Utopia. Regardless, we need to get him to go to Peru.

Any suggestions on how to get him there?

Comments welcome.

Big Dog

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2 Responses to “How Can We Get Michael Moore To Visit Peru?”

  1. Blake says:
    Monday Nov 23rd, 2009 at 10:46

    Just kidnap him, and trade him for coca leaves, then burn the leaves a la DEA- we could get a lot of leaves even if we traded weight for weight.
    Perhaps we could also book stars and Hollywood people on a “fat- losing” cruise, and this could be done in international waters, with a tanker standing by?
    We could start OFEC- the Organization of Fat Producing Countries, and sell to Estee Lauder and others- perhaps have someone like Kate Moss, or perhaps PETA as our spokespersons.

  2. virginia says:
    Tuesday Nov 24th, 2009 at 23:33

    Pick him up when the leaves the hog pen, crate him up. Send him collect to Peru, marked Merry Christmas from the USA.