John Kerry Attacks David Vitter

by Big Dog on Jul 27, 2007 at 19:15 Political

When John Kerry was running for president he was not too happy that the Swift Boat Vets told the truth about his exploits in Vietnam. He also ignored his anti-war days and was not happy that people were bringing it up. Kerry though, has made sport of the troubles of Representative David Vitter by reading a limerick at a Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee (DSCC) fundraiser. Kerry was undoubtedly poking fun at the Republican to focus on how corrupt they are as did the rest of the Democrats in the last election. I don’t condone corrution but there is enough of it on both sides and the donks only point to the right. I also do not condone what Vitter did but that is between him and his wife. Before all the Clinton lovers attack me, Vitter did not have sex in his office (he was not in office at the time) and he disclosed it as soon as there was evidence. Even Clinton had to fess up once there was evidence. Up until the blue dress appeared Clinton and his mafia tried to make Monica look like a stalker and a liar. When she produced that dress that Clinton had, well let’s just say left his mark on, he had to fess up. Interestingly, Kerry voted no on impeachment and dismissed what Clinton did. In the spirit of the same kind of fun Kerry likes to poke, I have a few limericks myself. I invite you to add your own in the comments section. Remember, the commenting rules when being creative.

Here was Kerry’s (The Hill):

There once was a man named Vitter
Who vowed that he wasn’t a quitter
But with stories of women
And all of his sinnin’
He knows his career’s in the — oh, never mind

We know what the last word would have been…

Mine for Clinton:

Clinton was not hard to please
Monica just got on her knees
But he made a mess
Of her pretty blue dress
And Kerry dismissed it with ease

And now one for Kerry:

There once was a man named Kerry
Played football just like a fairy
I’ll be president he gloated
Then he got Swift Boated
Which averted something real scary

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