More Monday Humor
by Big Dog on Apr 2, 2007 at 12:45 Uncategorized
This from Mrs. Dog:
Jim & Edna
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom of the pool and pulled Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, “Edna, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you’re being discharged. Since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.”
Edna replied, “He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry.”
“How soon can I go home?”
My friend GM Roper will appreciate this!
Tags: Humor
Man and his wife walk into a psychiatrists office and she says “Doctor, can you help my husband, he thinks he’s a chicken.”
“Let me confer with him alone,” said the shrink.
30 Minutes later, the man walks out of the Docs office and says “Honey, I’m cured completely”
“Doctor, this is a miracle,” said the wife, “but I have one question now.”
“What would that be?” said the doc.
“What do we do for fresh eggs now?”