New Orleans, The Border, Alligator Attacks – Solved!
by Big Dog on Jun 4, 2006 at 10:47 Uncategorized
I received an email this morning with the solution to the problems outlined in the title. It is amazing no one in the government came up with this, oh wait, no it isn’t. Government creates problems, it does not do as well in the solving department. So here is the solution:
A win-win situation. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border, use the dirt to raise the levies in New Orleans and put the Florida alligators into the moat.
The author asks:
“Any other problems you would like me to solve?”
The solution will probably only solve alligator attacks in Florida. Along the border there will be a few until the ILLEGALS learn….
Big Dog salute to Schatz.
Tags: Humor