Obama Unconscious After Banging His Head; Rushed To Hospital
by Big Dog on Feb 9, 2009 at 18:03 Satire
Barack Obama banged his head on the top of the doorway to Marine One when he tried to enter without looking. The blow to the head caused Obama to lose consciousness and he was rushed to a nearby hospital for evaluation.
Obama regained consciousness a short time after his arrival in the emergency room and immediately denounced the porkulus plan as nothing but wasteful spending and said that less government intrusion in the economy would allow it to weather the current economic storm. He immediately cut all personal taxes down to 10%, eliminated the capital gains tax, and reduced the corporate tax by half. Obama then discussed nominating someone like John Roberts to fill the next vacancy on the Supreme Court.
After a brief interruption for lunch Obama said that we needed to drill for our own oil and ensure our resources were used to strengthen the economy and to decrease our dependence on foreign oil. He also signed an Executive Order claiming man made global warming a hoax and had the Justice Department issue a warrant for Al Gore’s arrest. Obama then signed another EO claiming that Abortion was murder and outlawing the practice. He then praised the medical personnel who cared for him and said that he would never allow our health care system to become Socialized.
His final act before leaving the hospital was to reinforce that gun ownership was an individual right and declared that anyone who desired a carry permit shall be granted one unless the person is a known criminal or have been diagnosed with a mental illness.
Doctors at the hospital stated they have never seen a person be cured of the mental illness of liberalism so quickly and their official diagnosis is that the blow to the head knocked some sense into him. The medical record indicates that Obama awakened from a lifelong, liberal induced coma.
Snap back to reality.
I figured if newspaper reporters and their readers could fantasize about having sex with him I could fantasize about him being cured of his disability after the blow to his noggin.
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Tags: coma, head bang, marine one, Obama, trauma
BWAHAHA I just read this thru Google Reader and laughed so hard my drink spill’t.
This is great…thanks for the giggle.
That explains why Bush arose from his Pretzel induced injuries early in his presidency and spent the rest of his years creating the kind of record deficits and spending that you guys accuse Democrats of doing.
So Adam, that would mean that Bush became Liberal after his injury. That would explain it.
I think I have written enough about my opposition to Republican spending. Democrats are not just accused, they are big spenders.
I think it is senseless to address Adam’s comments, he can really bring a person down and ruin a good laugh, I am only thankful that when I see his blogs I usually avoid reading them, because I know they aren’t going to make sense and will be the usual liberal dribble.
What blogs are those? Or do you mean my comments?
I see when you go over to meathead’s and bad mouth me. You and that pussy Billy Joe. He keeps trying to bait me to come there and respond.
Here is a newsflash. Meathead and Billy Joe are insignificant pukes and not worth my time. They talk tough but would cry if confronted. I offered to have BJ meet me in DC during GOE. He did not show. As for Meathead, another foul mouthed punk who needs to have his ass beat. They are not worth the 39 cent bullet.
Well, takes a while to become full blown liberal like we are. Bush had the big spending down, but give him another term and he would probably would have been supporting infanticide and eco-terrorism and taking his coat off in the Oval Office.
True, very true.
Or he could save time and have the lobotomy…
I couldn’t stop laughing. Anybody have something to hit the other Dems in the head with?
ROFL. When I first started reading, I thought you were about to describe a raising-from-the-dead-antichrist scenario.
Good one!