Obamazombies and us (Living with the Left)
by Blake on Jun 19, 2009 at 10:10 Political
Well, it’s now been around 160 or so days since our Esteamed Lowliness has been installed, and we have been slowly been having to become accustomed to the new phenomenon known as Obamazombies. These are the people who have had their brains eaten, (especially the logic centers), and now seek to transform the rest of us into, well, them. A horrifying thought, I know- having these creatures seeking real brains is somewhat unsettling- for them a mental time- out is forever, and they just keep mindlessly coming, senselessly groping for meaning in their lives.
In truth, zombies should be boring. There are only so many things you can do with them, narratively speaking. They can’t charm you, like vampires, or make you pity them as they relate their torment while in human form, like werewolves. They clumsily lope after you, hoping to feast on your flesh, and they have almost no personality as individuals. Instead, zombie mobs are just an undifferentiated mass of malevolence. What’s remarkable is that a villain with such little complexity has thrived for so long.
prospect.org
In the movies, the characters who still have brains and want to keep them must shoot the zombies in the head, which makes little sense, but that’s the movies- in real life, we must suffer these mindless fools as they try to subvert common sense and the Constitution (Apparently they have a taste for old documents that speak of personal freedoms). It seems when someone mentions “rights” that single word attracts these rigid, humorless government- control freaks as they try to destroy the logic others espouse.
It’s true that fighting off the zombie horde requires plentiful firearms, no doubt pleasing Second Amendment advocates. And in a zombie movie, government tends to be either ineffectual or completely absent. On the other hand, when the zombie apocalypse comes, capitalism breaks down, too — people aren’t going to be exchanging money for goods and services; they’re just going to break into the hardware store and grab what they need (and if you think your private health insurer is going to be paying claims for treatment of zombie bites, you’re living in a dream world).
prospect.org
We are just going to have to keep up the good fight against these Obamazombies- they are legion, and they are hungry for our brains. This is obvious from the actions they have taken in government lately, We, as the only people left unaffected by this disease, have an obligation to try and find a cure for this inhuman form of possession- nearly 20% of the population has been affected totally, and there’s some others that have begun to succumb.
There is good news- we do not have to shoot these zombies in the head- there’s a better way. Elections in 2010 can begin to turn the tide against this horrifying trend of brainless, soul- sucking people.
We can do it- for the good of this country, we must turn the tide of zombie-ism.
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Tags: government control, progressives, zombies
They are slowly taking over, I’m being engulfed by them in Chicago…*eerr…oh my they’ve found me at my office. Eek!
You are indeed in the thick of them- you have my sympathy- try throwing money at them- they will stop to collect that at least.
BLK: “…we must turn the tide of zombie-ism.”
DAR
That’s what I have been telling you.
Blake, always copying my lead:
Attack of the Zombie Republicans
Just think, which party is really the party of the living dead? Which party has already eaten it’s brains?
“The GOP’s living dead won’t stop haunting their party, says lifelong Republican John Batchelor. Now Rush, Newt, and Dick are doing what zombies do best: laying waste to everyone’s brains.”
–Conservative commentator, John Bachelor
Excerpt:
“None of these mewling half-measures speak to the fact that a once idealistic, decent political party of all the states and all demographics for 150 years has now become a cruel cadre that defines itself like a jihad by what it is against. Now and again, I want to shout at them that the city on a hill that is America was not built by four centuries of honest strife to be a gated-community of vain whiners. But then I relax and let them do the talking. “Fail” is a word that ties together Limbaugh, Gingrich, Cheney ,and Cantor, and they use the word like a curse routinely. “Fail, Obama.” “Fail, Powell.” “Fail, Pelosi.” “Fail, liberals.” “Fail, Moslems.” “Fail, health care.” “Fail, moderates.” “Fail, city on a hill.” The zombies hurl the word at whoever does not look like them or listen to them or need them. They are speaking into the looking glass. “Who’s the fairest of them all?” –ibid
You might listen to this conservative republican. He’s got something important to say.
I keep telling you but you will not listen- I am not a Republican- I vote throw them ALL out, until we have people who abide by the Constitution and quit trying to manipulate their way past its restrictions. This has been happening for a long time now.
As Ben Franklin was leaving the Constitutional Delegation, a woman asked him, ” Well, Mr. Franklin, what have you given us, a Republic, or a Monarchy?”
To which he replied, ” A Republic, if you can keep it.”
We are losing this Republic now.
So do you vote for Republicans?
I vote for whomever I think will hurt us the least. I wish I could base my decisions differently but that’s how it shakes out for me. I have voted for Democrats, I have voted for Republicans- how do you vote- do you blindly pull a lever according to party loyalty?
Blake votes for republicans but holds his nose and wishes they were crazier than they already are.
Blake is one of the (rather insignificant) zombies who hunts the reasonable (and independent) people in the republican party, thus pushing the GOP to the right and making them unelectable. Go Blake! Eat those brains!
D.
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“The Republican Party has become many bad things—intolerant, inert, fly-blown, incoherent, and delusional—but the worst is that the GOP is no longer young. The GOP, according to a Gallup poll, has lost, forgotten, ignored, just generally scared off the younger voters, non-white voters, and female voters in all demographics.”
–Conservative Republican, John Batchelor
D- Quit spending time trying to mate with those goats of yours- you are not thinking clearly.
Darrel- No one’s crazier than you- you are on the wrong side of history- just wait, we will pass you by on your way down.
America is still a center- right country, which means you and your ilk are but a passing fad, no matter how much you like your voice- soon you will be a voice in the wilderness- I have friends that voted for Barry, and they are asking themselves why? They didn’t vote for all this s*** Barry is handing down.
BLK: “just wait, we will pass you by on your way down.”>>
DAR
You may be right there. If the demo’s were on their way down, I do believe you would pass them by, on your way down. Kind of like now.
BLK: “mate with those goats”>>
DAR
Poor Blake. Completely out of water for his squirt gun, he can only resort to lowering the bar.
D.
Wow Blake that goat comment has you sinking to new lows. Were you not loved enough as a child or something?
No, I was loved plenty- unless you are Darrels wife, you might not know how “special” he is – he mentions those goats way too often- I have to wonder….
I’ve read enough of this blog to know that Darrel mentions being a goat herder more than once. But to accuse him of attempted bestiality is completely uncalled for and vile. All it does is flush your credibility in the toilet.
TAM: “Blake that goat comment has you sinking to new lows.”>>
DAR
This was of course expected. The only surprise being that he waited this long to have to reach for it.
The puerile, undeveloped and immature mind reaches for this when it’s trapped. I am telling you, some of these righteous righties, they’re sick puppies. Keep them away from your kids, and your big goats too.
Why does someone like Blake, look at a picture of little Willow goat here and find his mind going to something sexual?
It’s not good. It’s not healthy. It’s just not right.
D.
Are you Darrels beloved? One might think so by your defense- and he has called me worse before. He is an illogical liar, and if you cant recognize that oh well.
Wow Tammy, it is true, you libbies do not recognize any form of humor- I truly have no way of knowing how lovingly he may treat his goats, but I do know how many times he mentions them.
And the fact that Darrurl does the same thing to me and you say nothing speaks volumes on your hypocrisy.
Blakey-boo, I recognize humor when I see it. But I guess you are the only one interested in visualizing a man mating with goats. This fantasy certainly doens’t tickle my funny bone. I frankly find the imagery rather disturbing, not funny.
Besides, I was really trying to give you a big hint that by resorting to petty insults and accusations instead of discussing the topic at hand, you only succeed in making yourself look foolish.
Well, I tried the “topic”- Darrel was the first to resort to ad hominem attacks. It might not excuse me, but it certainly does not exonerate him either.
Honestly what good are the elections? No politician I can think of has ever helped restore freedoms lost. Some have slowed down the theft of our freedoms but never restored them. By 2010 there won’t be many left.
Our fore fathers knew that once our freedoms started being taken, nothing short of a revolution would ever make things right again. No matter what people think or hope, no Republican is going to save the people. They are going to have to save themselves.
Unfortunately there are zombies on both sides. So which zombies should be destroyed first? Since this isn’t the movies, how would you destroy one? lol, just asking!
Hopefully, common sense, but there are some who are irretrievably wedded to their dogma, and will never budge.
Blake said, “there are some who are irretrievably wedded to their dogma, and will never budge.”
Now that cracked me up! Oh the irony!
Yes- look in the mirror, Tammy.
Who is this “Tammy”?
you
I have an idea. How about if we call people by their names?
I guess Blake is trying to encourage some kind of familiarity through nicknames. Okay, I’ll play. So, if he has chosen “Tammy” for me then I will choose “Blakey-boo” for him.