Like A Surgeon Monday Morning Humor
Oct 23, 2006 Uncategorized
This just in:
Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.
The first surgeon says:
“I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”The second responds:
“Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.”The third surgeon says:
“No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”The fourth surgeon chimes in:
“You know, I like construction workers…those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.”But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
“You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. Plus, the head and the [rear end] are interchangeable.”
Big Dog Salute to: AC
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Tainted Spinach Kills Again!
Sep 30, 2006 Uncategorized
Well blow me down, the world is mourning the loss of the latest spinach victim:
RIP Popeye!
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Ever Wonder About Women?
Aug 30, 2006 Uncategorized
Because she smell like the interior of a new pick up truck!
Big Dog salute to the Mrs.
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Security EU Style
Aug 29, 2006 Uncategorized
The British are following the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” Londoners have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940, when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to a “Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was during the great fire of 1666.
Also, the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Surrender” and “Collaborate.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country’s military capability.
It’s not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”
The Germans also increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbor” and “Lose.”
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday, as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
WINN SAYS: I am “Way Beyond Pissed” but I am from NYC, so I am allowed. :-)))))
Big Dog Salute to Security Awareness for Ma, Pa and the Corporate Clueless©
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My Cubicle
Aug 18, 2006 Uncategorized
For all of you who work in a cubicle, this songs for you.
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