This Explains Liberalism
Jul 27, 2007 Uncategorized
Today’s older liberals are the hippies from the 1960s. These people are the ones who protested the war in Vietnam, had love ins and smoked dope while adding little to the value of society. Attired in their tie dyed jeans and driving their VW Beetles, they caused social discord** everywhere they were. Those people had to eventually grow up (or older at least) and they had to get jobs to pay their way through life (those who did not live on welfare). They infested academia and became professors so that they could fill the mush brained youth entrusted to them with liberal pablum. They ran for office so that they could force their social policies and failed liberal ideology upon us.
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Al Gore is Not a Good Daddy
Jul 4, 2007 Uncategorized
Al Gore’s son was arrested for driving under the influence and possession of illegal drugs including marijuana and some pills in unlabeled prescription bottles. Police report that young Gore was driving around 100 miles per hour before he was pulled over by the police. He was bailed out after someone posted his $20,000 bond.
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Hamas Converts Journalist to Islam
Jun 24, 2007 Uncategorized
In March, a BBC Journalist named Alan Johnston went missing in Gaza. He went missing because the animals of Hamas captured him in violation of generally accepted policies toward members of the media. They have shown Johnston on occasion and he was wearing an orange jumpsuit. Just recently, all this changed when they showed Johnston with an explosives belt around his waist.
“In the past they showed him in an orange uniform. Today they showed him with an explosives belt round his waist,” Haniyeh [prime minister of the Hamas-led government] said.
A Palestinian source close to the negotiations confirmed the existence of a new tape showing Johnston wearing an explosives belt. The tape has not been aired publicly but the contents were shared with Haniyeh. Yahoo News
I told you before that with the Muslims it is either convert to Islam or be killed. It would appear that this journalist has converted to Islam because he is now wearing the traditional garb of the followers of Islam and its child molesting prophet.
Hamas has made Johnston a member of the Religion of Pieces…
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Plot to Blow up Kennedy
Jun 3, 2007 Uncategorized
Imagine my thoughts when I saw the above headline at the Drudge Report. I thought that the terrorists had finally gotten it right. Not that I advocate the death of any American though I have often noted that it would be nice if the people (like Kennedy) who have been hanging on in Congress for decades could die off so we could fill their seats with fresh ideas I would never go for the willful murder of them. I had these visions in my head that the Muslims terrorists had gotten to Kennedy by posing as Bush hating business men who would finance his next campaign if he would deliver a message to the middle of DC. They then would get Kennedy liquored up (as if that would be hard) and then strap a bomb vest to him and give him the message to take to DC.
They would detonate Kennedy in the middle of a crowd and the flabalanche that would follow would result in untold numbers of deaths and injuries. Kennedy’s case hardened liver would take out building after building as it hurtled through the city propelled by the bomb/alcohol combination.
Alas, my thoughts were interrupted when I actually read the article which describes another terrorist plot to attack the US. You know, one of those plots that the liberals make light of and fail to see as success in the war on terror and Islam. This plot involved blowing up the fuel line that carries jet fuel to Kennedy Airport in New York. The fuel line runs under neighborhoods and would have killed thousands of people and caused millions if not billions of dollars worth of damage. Experts indicate the devastation would have dwarfed that of 9/11.
I should have realized right from the start that the terrorists would not be blowing up Kennedy, at least not yet. He is still a useful idiot to them and can assist them in winning the war.
Michael Moore is a Heck of a Guy
May 24, 2007 Uncategorized
I used to despise Michael Moore. I think his movies about Columbine and 9/11 are distortions and outright lies but his newest movie Sicko might be different. I think it is probably full of distortions and I have no use for Moore’s artistic style but I am heartened by what Moore himself is doing. Michael Moor is going to donate all of the money generated from the sale of Sicko to provide health insurance for as many uninsured people as he can. Evidently, Moore was touched by the American Idol gives back program that raised millions of dollars for the poor in Africa and the US. Moore believes he can start his own movement and this film is the perfect vehicle to do it.
Inside sources indicate that Moore will eat the production costs and will use every cent of money from the sale and distribution of his movie to ensure that as many uninsured as possible have health care. Moore still believes that Cuba’s system is superior to ours but believes that if he produces a film that points out perceived problems in the health care industry and then does nothing about it he will be a hypocrite, something he does not want to be.
Sources also say that this is not a ploy to get the US to drop its investigation of his potentially illegal trip to Cuba. Evidently, Micheal is willing to let the chips fall where they may on this issue so long as he can get insurance for as many people as possible.
Skeptics doubt Moore has good intentions and believe he is only stroking his own narcissistic ego but others familiar with the producer say he truly believes in this cause. One source even said that Moore was going to donate 1 million dollars of his own money to the insurance cause. Rumors that Moore was trying to take the wind out of American Idol’s sails by becoming a one man social cause are unfounded, insiders say.
This is nice of him. Maybe if he can use some of that money to send ILLEGALS home there will be even less of a burden on the health care system and my premiums will go down.
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