What Happens When You Cross the Clintons
Feb 3, 2008 Satire
John Kerry’s sister was mugged in New York, the home of Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton (it figures she would be from a place where criminals run around), and her purse was stolen. Was this a random criminal act or was it a message to the Kerry clan? It would be easy to say it was random but she had never been mugged there before and did not get mugged there until John effin Kerry (a guy many Demos supported but now call a loser) endorsed B. Hussein Obama. Coincidence?
There is a long list of people associated with the Clintons who have died under mysterious circumstances. I suppose that one could look at any well known person and find a bunch of deaths that occurred around him and they would all be coincidence. It is quite amazing that Clinton has had so many die before they were to testify or before they were to release information. What is also amazing is the manner in which some of these folks died.
I have also never seen an autopsy report indicate that gunshots to the back of the head were self inflicted and the death was a suicide but the Clintons were associated with quite a few who died that way (what are the odds). The death of Vince Foster left behind enough irregularities to raise questions but they were never adequately addressed. I believe if Vince Foster actually had a gun that day he would still be alive.
The Clintonista crime family has long arms that reach from the drug deal airports in Arkansas to the rest stops along the roads to DC. Anyone who crosses them or exposes them or even threatens to is asking for trouble. They don’t like people to be against them and they will do what it takes to stop problems. If I just disappear from the blogosphere, they got me (but not without one hell of a fight).
John Kerry and Ted Kennedy (and soon Al Gore) had better look out. They endorsed Hillary’s opponent and though she plays it off, she is probably trying to figure out how to get even. Mugging a sister might just be the beginning…
These guys had better not travel together and if they do, Ted better not drive.
Hillary said that when she was little she wanted to be an astronaut. I figure that is a bunch of crap she said to appear more human but her mother confirmed it (as if that is a reliable source). I just wish they had let her be an astronaut and had put her on the crew of STS-51-L.
Hillary is Satan.
Tags: Clinton, Kerry, mugging, unexplained deaths