What’s The Buzz?

by Big Dog on Jan 6, 2015 at 17:40 General, Humor

I usually write about politics and the military but occasionally throw some other things in to mix it up a bit. Such is the case today.

A company involved in high tech sex toys has come out with a vibrator that synchs with your Smart Watch (is this what Apple had in mind) and it vibrates in rhythm with your (or your partner’s) heartbeat. What will they think of next?

I guess it was only a matter of time before this happened as we are well on our way to sex robots but synching a vibrator to a Smart Watch seems to be a bit overboard. To each his own.

They have all kinds of things now that synch to smart devices.

If only they can come up with one that lets us shock politicians who are screwing things up.

On second thought, that device would occupy so much of people’s time nothing would get done in this country (there, threw some politics in).

So maybe the synched vibrator is a smarter choice. Considering what the government does to us everyday it might just be good practice…

What time is it? [bzz] ohh,[bzzzz] ohhhh,[bzzzzz] ohhhhh,[bzzzzzz] ohhhhhh,[bzzzzzzz] ohhhhhhh,[bzzzzzzzz] ohhhhhhhh, [bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz] ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, bedtime…

Cave canem!
Never surrender, never submit.
Big Dog

Gunline

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